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-makemesmile:

If you don’t like him as a President at least like him as a person seriously

I could care less about politics: I don’t get involved. But this man is fucking hilarious

(Source: red-wine-cheap-perfume)

commonsensestopshere:

findingpadfoot:

This badass motherfucker over here.

xwhatserface:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKE^EEEEEEE

ON^NNNNNNN

ME^EEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKE^EEEEEEE

ME^EEEEEEE

ON^NNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LL^LLLLLLL

BE^EEEEEEE

GONE^EEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWO^{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O_{OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}O^OOOOOOOOOOO

I got a 100 on a French test

As a prize, I got this cute little squishy giraffe pencil topper

(Source: sweetnothings91)

(Source: cutenewt)

I hate monkeys, but this is so cute

(Source: headlikeanorange)

Hunger Games Pick up lines

What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns. make me wanna be a Cinna

“Oh my god this is like so embarrassing”

Talks about it anyway for 20 minutes